[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello tv land karl frisch right out of the box to co-host right-wing world. you know what is on my phone, chris? >> what. >> stephanie: it is a text from jacki schechner who is my bff. she is bringing a gown for me to d.c., and melissa fitzgerald is bringing shoes to match.

that's how a trup l roles. >> do you have a tax i could borrow? >> stephanie: i don't think so. thank you, honey. it's beautiful. >> are you two the same size? >> stephanie: no i'll look like a stuffed sausage in it. >> that's not true. good morning, everybody, president obama's second term cabinet shuffles today. he has to replace lou, and it looks like dennis mcdun na will be the next in line. mcdunna has worked on capitol hill as a foreign policy advisor to tom daschle and he served as a senior policy advisor on the

2008 campaign. he may be qualified for the spot, but he is another white male, which isn't going to go bar in quieting complaints that he is not bringing in enough adversity. ken salazar is also leaving, and that leaveings no latinos left. the president says we need to wait until all of his appointmentings are in place before passing judgment. an islamist group stormed a gas pumping station taking more than 44 workers hostage including three americans. now algearian forces have unleashed air strike on the station. they are unable to verify the report, the fighters reportedly

storming the plant in retaliation. we're back after the break. ♪ hand of government" ... i want to have that conversation. let's talk about it. really? you're going to lay people off because now the government is going to help you fund your healthcare. really? i want to have those conversations, not to be confrontational, but to understand what the other side is saying, and i'd like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table.

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>> yeah, i had an ultrasound on my guts yesterday to see what the shell going on in there. >> stephanie: right. >> and it was pretty invasive and i think they just stirred some things up. so i could be running around any moment. i asked for a transvaginal probe, but they wouldn't do it. >> stephanie: we are still waiting on your ectopic pregnancy -- >> i think they ruled that out. >> stephanie: oh i have to take back the baby gift. all right. seven minutes after the hour. >> oh a freaks and geeks singlet. >> stephanie: as you know not my strong suit shopping for gifts.

speaking of gifts, what better gift than the sexy liberal t-shirt that i have wearing now. the sexy liberal this saturday. chris, jim, jacki opening the show. guess who is calling in in an hour. aisha tyler! >> what? >> stephanie: it's the whole sexy liberal sexy liberal sexy liberal palooza. and there could be another one there. ♪ karl ♪ >> stephanie: karl frisch bullfightstrategies.com. hello, karl frisch. >> i'm note in d.c. right now. and before jim pulls a roker. >> right. >> i wanted to let you know i'm in williamsburg virginia at the congressional retreat.

and this is breaking news. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: got it go ahead. uh-huh. >> speaker boehner was tragically injured in a trust fall gone bad as various members of the caucus just backed away as he fell. >> stephanie: oh, dear. >> it has been a lot of fun so far. we're going to shopping for try-hat. >> that's the only thing to do there. you can visit my parents there. my dad drives the boat at busch garden. >> stephanie: karl frisch charlie pierce will be there. >> that's right, shaneo and

danielle are going to be there. >> stephanie: and i think sue in rockville. >> rocky mountain mike. >> stephanie: right? okay. >> it sounds like a family reunion. >> stephanie: it is. let's dive into the right-wing world. here we go. oh, kneel cavudo. >> republicans well delirious after the president signs 23 executive orders he says will help curve gun violence but they say is a mockery of the constitution. a beefed up background system [ inaudible ] share that data of their own for that background system, and expanding the affordable care act to include allowing doctors to ask their patients, do you have guns in

your home? [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> oh, no! >> ahhhhh! >> it is the end of the world. >> stephanie: i think i saw, karl, george w bush did about 300 executive orders the president has done about 140, something like that. >> yeah. i would point out that the president would have done anything on this. they would have played right into the nra membership retention themes which are basically fear and paranoia. >> stephanie: right. >> the notion that -- the only reason that any of the things that we mentioned are scary is if you are convinced that the government is going to come get you. >> stephanie: exactly. >> but otherwise what do we expect? >> stephanie: right. and by the way another fyi,

george w. bush also called for an assault weapon's ban. >> in the first four years of his administration president obama did more to expand handgun ownership. these are normal rational things and you have nothing to fear. >> yes, but he's black. >> stephanie: all right. ollie north on nra news radio. >> it is now going to be done by executive action. >> shocking! >> that's contrary to my understanding of what the constitution is all about. and i think it's contrary and foreign to most of us. when he raise that right hand and take that oath we don't pledge to a political party, to an individual, unlike many other countries around the world. what we have done is we have now

decided that one man can decide what is or isn't legal under certain circumstances. >> yeah. >> i think that civil libertarians, and by the way the national rifle association is one of the greatest protectors of civil liberties that has ever existed on the planet earth. >> of course if you have been shot in the face your civil liberties -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> i apologize i called him a convicted felon oliver north -- >> stephanie: wasn't he taking an oath about telling the truth and stuff. >> yeah, apparently he is a constitutional scholar ollie north. just ridiculous, again, the president is doing nothing different than other presidents have done. i love that he said the nra is like the biggest protector of civil liberties on earth. actually i think it was planet

coron. which is probably inaccurate. there are probably civil liberties on jupiter. but you are not allowed to say anything about gun control which is why the nra must be so good on civil liberties. >> right. >> stephanie: yeah, there you go. >> you are free to agree with the nra. >> stephanie: exactly. okay. by the way are they going out of their way to act like [ censor bleep ] holes or is it just me? the ad about the president's children and the violent video game. >> this is par for the course. this is how they operate 24/7. >> stephanie: they are the only party not coming to the table in any way, they are just there to

inflame and divide people further. >> this is how you win political debates in washington. this is how you make it so that the last time anything gun related was considered, it was to relieve the gun industry of liability for making shoddy guns. >> stephanie: yeah, once again, the american people want pretty much what the president just put forward, and then you hear it is not going to pass because of the house republicans. >> we make them not pass it okay? there is a political story about the president's new strategy of forcing republicans to take no action on very popular things. and republicans like to say that, you know, we -- you know health care repeal 12, 13 30 times. the only people that appeals to

is the crazy base of their party. but the president pushing these things, i think forcing republicans to not do anything because they won't, house republicans is a good thing. even if it means that senate democrats have to take tough votes in a few states. >> stephanie: i found myself thinking of the movie "lincoln," when the president said this will only happen if the american people want it. and i refuse to give in. that's what they said about the amendment that lincoln was trying to get passed right? >> i think moral and fiber and character of people in lincoln's time was probably a little bit higher than speaker boehner and mitch mcconnell. so i hope speaker boehner does the right thing and opens it up to a vote. if the nra has bought their

power anywhere it's in the house of representative. >> i'm just going to open up a bottle of bourbon. [ glugging sound ] >> stephanie: i was hoping yesterday that he would say he loves sydney allen wade. but he didn't. >> but he'll drink to sand. >> stephanie: exactly. let's do rush limbaugh. >> been watching the -- the -- the children as human shields -- >> oh, shut up. >> that is now going on at the white house. by these guys were somber you would have thought that eulogies -- [ mumbling ] -- worked with this guy 27 hours a day. president barack obama. and the president starts out reading letters from kids. got to answer all of their letters to santa claus. >> stephanie: wow.

what a jerk. really? >> you know -- >> stephanie: there were parents there who just lost their kids at sandy hook -- >> god what a -- >> rush limbaugh i have to say that you will have to prior his microphone out of his cold dead fingers. i want news busters to start recording right now, that i can't wait to be 50 when that is a possibility. >> stephanie: all right. i stopped talking there so they had an edit point. >> rush limbaugh taking these issues inflaming his audience lying to his audience -- >> stephanie: right, was that me or was that a mocking tone. guess what moron there were eulogies just a month ago. >> people like rush limbaugh who have no compassion for the lives lost, it only inflames the crazy conspiracy thing that has never

happened. >> stephanie: the tone was i guess not quite jovial enough. >> i guess it would be wrong for me to say that some people deserve to get shot in the face. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: stop it! >> we can't talk about the tragedies when we're talking about public policy. after 9/11 -- we talked about 9/11 after talking about terrorism. so we wouldn't talk about a tragedy when you are discussing public policy -- >> stephanie: and the sandy hook families have stepped forward and saying we appreciate his leadership. he is trying to do something. >> the nra thinks the right for some whack job to own an assault rifle, supercedes the right for

kids to not be shot in the face. >> stephanie: all right. go to meeting -- kids every year we make resolutions to be more productive and work smarter. you can't do everything unless you have go to meeting. >> right. >> stephanie: it's the fast and simple way to be on line with anyone where you want to in a cot on a hat -- >> in a cat, what? >> on a cat in a hat. you can see each other face-to-face, the video and audio audio quality amazing. and you can run the meeting from

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>> stephanie: yeah. it is the "stephanie miller show." twenty-five minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. karl frisch from bullfight strategies in the side car to continue right-wing world. representative steve stockman he is the guy that wants to impeach the president. >> the american people in particular are frustrated watching this president step over the line again and again. if he thinks his bills are good his law is good he should go through congress. and him using children reminds me of saadam hussein. >> stephanie: wow! just like saadam hussein. >> i believe he was one of the crazy republicans elected in 1994 and then became a clinton conspiracyialyial theorist.

so i think the voters of his district know how to treat that behavior, by senning him home. >> stephanie: a new poll finds that president obama's approval rating 55% approve 43% disapprove. so i -- doesn't that make you crazy, karl when these republicans go on and say the american people -- >> well they mean, you know the people in the try corner hats. the various koch brothers. >> stephanie: yeah, all of the koch brothers. >> yeah. by the way they would be in a much better place as a party, and we would be in a much better

place as a country if they knew what the american people wanted. they will win elections from time to time in the near future but unless they change their stances on issues, unless they come around to issues that are popular with young people and single people and women and gay people and people of color -- >> stephanie: most carbon-based life forms. >> yeah unless they come around on those issues in 15 years there won't be a republican party like it looks today. >> they are in touch with white people in their 90s. >> right. >> stephanie: mark levin. >> there are certain things in his executive orders that are un-american. doctors are private citizens. do we really want doctors reporting to the federal government if they think somebody might have violent tendencies? do we really want to discourage people who have mental health

issues or people bringing them in to see their doctor because they may become part of a national law enforcement database? there is no connection between reality and what this president is proposing. >> stephanie: wow, actually there is a lot of connection between what he has done and reality. >> if you don't want gun control or doctors narcing on people who might be mentally unstable how do they expect us to get a handle on this. by the way mark levin's voice is enough to make anybody go crazy. >> stephanie: all right. karl frisch love you honey. >> stephanie: twenty-nine minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ going to do the young turks.

i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us.

♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> all right. but try to keep your mouth shut okay? you have a habit of saying the wrong things. >> stephanie: for a lifetime. thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. representative bill pascrell from the great state of new jersey joining us now. good morning, congressman. >> stephanie it's good to hear your voice. you need sane people when you come back from washington to your district, you have got to listen to sanity. >> stephanie: yeah, that's is something new for you.

you have got to get out of congress for that. >> that's right. >> stephanie: you must have -- obviously being from new jersey, be incredibly frustrated not only that a lot of your colleagues voted against sandy aid, but it took this long to get it. >> yes, look this is 80 days when you look at other storms and catastrophes that we have had, there has been a much quicker response. i don't know whether it is because it's northeast and they are all blue states or -- but what are we talking about here? when we had the disaster in texas ten years ago, i went down to texas myself. >> stephanie: right. >> and those people were so, so happy to see -- particularly from the new york metropolitan area, new jersey guy comes down here to see our grief and we responded quickly. we responded right away and

when -- i went to those congressmen down in that area phil powe, from texas, brady from texas, and i said how can you do this? i mean come on. one part of the country isn't more valuable than the other part of though country. needless to say they voted no. you know, they know i'm ticked off, and i'm making a list and checking it now what can i tell ya. >> stephanie: yeah and governor christie made that point. a lot of those states you put in so much more than you take out. >> absolutely. >> stephanie: you know, he said something yesterday, he said there simply isn't enough time between now and the 4th of july for every business to be up and running again, what we're hoping to do is to make the jersey shore functional and livable

again. well, as your colleague pointed out that wouldn't have been the case if we would have gotten them help on time. >> yeah and when we did katrina, how many new jersey police officers and firefighters went down to help on the second day. we voice voted 1/6th -- 1/5th of the money out of the chute for katrina. and the point i make over and over again, is look it would add to the deficit whether you were north of south, it doesn't matter. we have only paid for a small amount in terms of offsets for any of these storms. from 2003 to now, in 2003 we

had a rule under different circumstances, we had to find some money or find the revenue to pay for it. >> stephanie: right. >> but this is an emergency. we are 80 days into this now. you know how many homes have been damaged and destroyed? i think it's like close to 350,000 homes. >> stephanie: yeah. >> the power outages in new jersey, two -- over 2.5 million no power. i mean i go down the whole list. >> stephanie: right. and it's winter back east encase encase -- in case people haven't noticed. it used to be we are just americans. but look at yesterday, look at yesterday, when there was a tragedy, we used to try to figure out how we come to the table. literally there are people accusing the president of being

like saadam hussein, and using children as human shields. >> yeah, they will stop at nothing. we have more ideologues now in the congress than we had in the 112th congress. the president got reelected. we picked up ten seats in the house. that's great. we have more ideologues now, the people replaced fairly moderate republicans, and now we have to deal with a whole bunch of them. and they just see and have -- you know have tunnel vision, they want -- they want to give in an echo chamber, and they think they are right on everything else. so these next two years are not going to be any easier than the last two years. this is their mantra they are afraid to look over their shoulder to fear that somebody

is coming up beside them in the primary, being challenged and threatened, and they are falling in place which is dangerous for the country. this is one nation as you said stephanie. >> stephanie: right. >> so we quote unquoted liberals that want to make us a european socialism, we are the patriots and we have got to stand up by what we believe in. and not be frightened by their intimidation and threats. >> stephanie: right. the president said yesterday this will only happen if the american people want it. i'm sure you looked at the latest time cnn poll, most of the americans want what the president put on the table. >> exactly. we're not going to take guns away from those who are hunters -- i have many friends in the nra who believe their leadership is out of touch totally -- >> stephanie: who thinks it is

okay to bring the president's kids into debate and what a ridiculous argument. >> i can't say on the air what i really think of that. >> stephanie: all right. out of respect for my fcc license, thank you. >> and i respect that. >> stephanie: me too. what do you think can get done on all of this? >> i believe that you are not going to get a package. i don't think that's the easy way -- the more difficult way to do it is to try to get a package. i probably think that we're going to have a package of ideas, but when it comes to the floor, they will be divided up into -- whether we're talking about magazines, how many bullets you can load into one of these rapid-fire weapons, and, you know registering your gun when you guy it. >> yeah. >> i think that's a sensible idea. i mean we have different laws for cars than we have for guns, it doesn't make any sense. >> stephanie: and

representative, i think one of the victims -- or excuse me -- i think it's a sandy hook parent i think made the point best. he said we have got to do something different. >> yes. >> stephanie: you can't just say this happened and we're going to do the same thing. >> congress is pretty good at doing the same thing over and over again and not accomplishing anything. >> stephanie: it's your bag, baby. >> i know, and i do think that we can -- look we want reasonable reform. there is no need to put the terror propaganda out there, that this is the begin of what the president wants to do. first they take away your guns and there's all conspiracy here which of course we have meetings on late into the night, really clandestine. i mean, these guys are living in reality tv. i have to deal with reality in

my district. i have to deal with young kids being shot intentionally or unintentionally on the streets. and guns that have had their numbers filed down. these are guns that are coming over our borders. i believe we have to stop that trafficking of weapons. >> stephanie: yep. >> we started to stop the trafficking of weapons from the united states to mexico. >> stephanie: right. >> when i was in homeland security, you couldn't believe the resistance of looking into weapons that were leaving the united states and going into mexico. now why would we want -- why would we want to stop -- not want to stop that trafficking whether it was drugs or -- or weaponry into mexico, since we have stomped it down to the ground as much as we could anyway. >> stephanie: and look at how

new york got done on gun control. how quickly and in a bipartisan way. >> you have got to do the work beforehand. cuomo wouldn't have brought it up -- he didn't bring it up the legislature brought it up, but he approved it. in congress we kind of work like backwards many times. we go from the top and then it comes down to the members, and that's not the way to do it. we do that on that lot of subjects. i think the president has done the right thing to talk to those who were first affected. >> stephanie: yeah. >> what the hell did they do wrong? >> yeah. >> i agree with the nra on the subject of mental illness, but these are the guys that stopped us from trying to get equity in terms of mental illness on a parity of physical problems and

physical illnesses. it took people like kennedy who just left the congress from rhode island. he worked 15 years to get that done, and we all supported that effort, and it was a bipartisan effort in the final analysis and we have to continue down that path. many people are out there who are allowed to buy weapons, and they have real deep problems. we all have problems and -- do different degrees, and we should be trying to help each other, and you have got to establish a network to do that. >> stephanie: that's right. >> i agree with that. i think we should do a tremendous amount of soul searching about who is allowed to buy weapons. >> stephanie: absolutely. >> there is no silver bullet here -- sorry to use that expression -- but there is no

silver bullet. i see it every day. how many kids have been shot down? and you go to the funeral and see these poor mothers and fathers. and what do you say? >> stephanie: yeah. what do you say when you see this picture of grace the little girl that painted the president in his study, and she wanted to be a painter -- >> i can't look at it too long. >> stephanie: exactly. and you sound like a tough guy that doesn't cry all the time. >> i have lived in the city all of my life. i was the mayor of my city. i know what gun violence is all about. i lead the way when the governor got a ban on assault weapons. the abuse that he took stephanie was similar to the abuse that president obama has faced. similar to the abuse that carolyn mccarthy has had to

face. but if you believe in something, you have got to do it. >> stephanie: representative good point. what kind of country do we live in where you can turn on your tv and mr. carol mccarthy is on you go oh, there has begun violence somewhere. >> yeah she has become our face in many ways. and yet she reached out -- she reached out, for instance several times during the passage -- we came in to the congress at the same time, we're in our 17th year in the congress, and we talked and talked to people from all sides of the aisle. i was there when carolyn talked to mr. denkins -- mr. dingel rather from michigan, the dean of the congress. he is a great gun advocate and

he's been very very directed in his own mind to try to reconcile our differences. there are many people like that in the congress. >> stephanie: yeah. >> the senator from west virginia, even he said that there are common sense things that we must do. what do we do waiting for the next universal violent act? >> stephanie: yep, exactly. if only we had more congressmen like bill pascrell. i could talk to you all morning. i'm going to the jersey shore this summer and knocking back a few with you. >> that's a great idea. >> stephanie: representative always a pleasure. >> nice talking to you too, and say hello to the crew.

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and he said they keep hassling him for money constantly, i guess, on the mail on the phone. he said they never used to call before -- >> stephanie: remember, there are 315 million of us -- whatever their numbers are, who cares, right? and i hope a lot of people quit over that ad that brought the president's children in to this and this violent video game they put out. are they trying to get called hypocrites? >> martha mccallum is dangerous to society too. i just had one other comment about rand paul saying obama is the king or whatever. >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: does everybody forget when he was in college he told those ex-girlfriends to get on their knees and pray to aqua buda.

>> stephanie: aqua buda reigns above all kings. dana in maryland. >> caller: hi guys. i have the shirt you are wearing, i love it. >> stephanie: the vintage one and also the destroyed one is awesome. >> caller: it's awesome. and chris i saw dana lohse for the first time last night on tv. and i tweeted you saying oh, my gosh, dana lohse is a piece of work. and poor piers morgan, he has been getting beat up and like battered every night. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: he can't even get a word in -- >> he is a red coat. >> caller: it's crazy. >> stephanie: he is the gun-nut pinata these days. >> caller: exactly. i got a horrible phone call the other day that no woman wants to get, my mammogram, they found a

lump, and they told me to come in immediately. it was one of those, steph. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: you need to come in now. which makes you think the worst. that's what my mind does. and i went and i had everything done, everything, and it was clear, the fluid was clear, but all i could think of is how many women couldn't get the care i just got. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: i went up to my doctor and new within three hours that i was clear. >> stephanie: that's awesome. dana are you coming saturday night? >> caller: yes. >> stephanie: jim will give you a free breast check just to be sure. >> caller: oh awesome. but i want to stick with planned parenthood. >> stephanie: yes.

we'll be right back on the [♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: okay. hello current tv land. aisha tyler sexy liberal coming up in just a couple of minutes to promote the big show in d.c. this saturday. jacki i showed chris the dress that you are bringing for me. the gaun. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: he thinks it is very pretty. >> it is. it looks really nice on, i think it will fit you very lovely. >> loverly. >> stephanie: i'll show it to jim, but he always wants to know what you are wearing. >> it's a head-turner, it's

black, it's backless it's long it's slinky. >> stephanie: stop it. oh jim, i'm sorry i asked. >> show me your hands. >> i like it i have only been able to wear it once before to a fancy event in d.c., so i'm going back and reviving the dress. i don't get to clean up very much. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: here she is the smoking hot news minks, jacki schechner in the current news center. >> good morning, everybody, house republicans are gathering today for their annual retreat. and they have a new web video making fun of their lack of cohesion. it features prominent republicans saying their party is make bad decisions. >> the republican party right now is having an identity

problem. >> what a sorry state the republican is. >> there is no reason for me at the moment to believe anything they tell me. >> oh there is a good one. on other news now that president obama has unveiled his plans to help curb gun violence, they are going straight to the american people. it is now going to be up to congress to about to make a real and lasting difference. he is calling on people to contact their members of congress and ask them to support legislation that would require universal background checks and restore the ban on assault weapons and limit high-capacity magazines. and crack down on people who buy guns for the soul purpose of turning around and selling them to people with backgrounds.

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with -- >> tuesdays. >> stephanie: good morning baby. >> hi, honey. how are you? >> stephanie: i'm excited. >> it is time for general excitement. >> stephanie: let me tell you one thing, we play our sexy liberal promos for the show coming up on january 19th. we play the same commercial how many times have we played this chris? >> a million. [ laughter ] >> hi, chris. >> stephanie: and every time we hear this we laugh. >> give me some more bourbon bitch, i'm thirsty! >> yeah, that is a line from my act. >> stephanie: it makes us last every single time. what does it mean? >> it's an imaginary scenario

where i have a very angry drunk baby in my tummy and he wants some booze. so he says send down more bourbon bitch, i'm thirsty. >> he sounds like john boehner. >> yeah, i have just conceived an angry alcoholic 47-year-old baby. because i'm so old that my eggs are 47. >> stephanie: oh honey, mine are dead eggs walking. i was laughing as i was wearing my boogety cheese t-shirt. >> yeah. all spellings all shapes and colors of the phrase

booget-boogety cheese. by the way there is no z in the word choose. >> stephanie: thank you. you are an official obama surrogate, and you said the president smells like cookies and freedom. >> absolutely. >> stephanie: that made it on t-shirts, cookies and freedom, bitches. >> yeah, dot, dot, dot bitches. it was an incredible time to be campaigning for the president. it felt neck and neck for a while. everything fell on nate silver. i hear nothing but nate silver like a flash bomb had gone off. [ crickets chirping ] >> yeah, it was really gratifying. election day was one of the greatest days of my life. >> stephanie: i know we're going to take our victory lap.

>> i'm going to streak around d.c. saying suck it! >> stephanie: eat my gravel soup bitches. >> she is just non-sequeter girl. bring it on kids. use all of your photo shopping and t-shirt-making skills. >> stephanie: the beacon was pretty awesome in new york city. but chris and jim and jacki are opening the show for us where we are going to have two surprise guests. >> i loved the golden globes where bill clinton came in. i was like tina faye is looking pretty masculine. maybe bill will just come stumbling out. >> that would be awesome. i don't know that we can count

on it, though. >> i'm just going to tease it. and see. >> stephanie: you never know what is going to happen. >> i wish she would listen to me, boogety-boogety cheese. >> stephanie: yeah. we have just been talking about -- the president -- this is just a perfect example of obama derangement he comes forward with measures that the polls show the american people are largely behind. and i don't even know what to say about the nra ad saying the president's children -- first of all the children are off limits. second of all -- what? >> yeah, use your brain holes. they were saying the problem wasn't guns it is mental illness, but they failed to

mention the mental illenings was their own. by the way the majority of their own members believe there should be restrictions in place to retain guns. you have to get a license to fish, hunt, drive a car, build a house, how it is that you don't need a license to purchase ammunition? the kid in aurora purchased tens of thousands of rounds on the internet. what it is -- as you said it's obama derangement. but i'm really happy that he said i'm going to sign every piece of legislation in to law as i can. >> stephanie: yeah i just watched the video of george bush saying we need an assault weapon's ban -- >> joe scarborough, apparently

when he was in office had an a rating from the nra, and he is saying the nra is out of their mines. and i will divulge this i am a gun owner, but i am perfectly in support for making it more difficult to guy guns. it is the most unreasonable untenable, unfathomable position to say that anybody can buy any gun at anytime. >> stephanie: you need to practice for the season opener of archer which starts tonight. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> yes. in this show i just shoot little cartoon guns. poo, poo, poo, poo, poo. [ laughter ] >> but it debuts tonight.

we were just on tour, and it was so great to see our fans in person. and have them scream out catch phrases from the show. and this season anthony boredane is going to be on the show and a lot of incredible guest stars. we're all going through personal tragedies as well, so there is going to be cartoon tears. poo-poo poo-poo poo. >> stephanie: i love the sound effects board. >> yeah, it's just the one. >> stephanie: and how are things on "the talk." >> the talk show is going great. >> stephanie: that's why none of us can get jobs because you have all of them. >> that's right. but it's the fastest daytimedaytime

daytime -- fastest growing daytime talk show in the country. so i'm just really excited. >> stephanie: do you ever fear that you may implode from your own fabulousness? >> i'm in some kind of a blind like white noise stuper i don't know where i am right now. >> and don't forget girl on guy -- >> you are an angel. people who are top chef fans, if you haven't watched it it was -- it was infuriating, and this week's episode is with a top chef all-star. and this is on all of the behind the scenes -- i was flipping out, because i love top chef -- i was like tell me more!

>> ermahgerd. >> stephanie: i know you love food despite your fabulous figure, because i remember sitting in a cafe with you in santa fe, where you say if i don't eat something, i'm going murder somebody. >> yeah, when i get hungry i'm not screwing around. and i have a new book coming out. >> stephanie: what? slow down, woman! >> wait a minute! [ laughter ] >> layoff of the crack, come on. take a nap every once in a while. >> my key is minimal sleep and caffeine on an empty stomach. my guests tall about some massive failure in my life, so my book is all of my own self inflicted wounds since the time

i was five. >> and yet you own a gun? >> well, yeah. >> stephanie: you are just trying to make us feel better about your fab you lossty. >> i'm just trying to point out that the path to fabulocity is poking yourself in the eye with your own finger. and it's really about embracing failure, because i think to be successful -- >> stephanie: i'm all about it. >> you can't just get past failure, you really have to wrap your arms around it and make sure it climaxes before you. >> stephanie: dry hump it. >> that's right. >> stephanie: aisha tyler will be live on stage with us saturday night in washington, d.c. >> it is going to be a battle of the awesome, because as we all

know mamma is the best. >> stephanie: oh. >> i can't wait to see you shake that ridiculously tiny butt on stage. when she turns sideways all you can see is the american flag flapping in the breeze. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: it smells like burnt cookies and freedom. love you aisha tyler. i'm ridiculously overenthusiastic about you. see you saturday. >> good-bye. >> oh, my god. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i finally took her off of my party list because she is always -- oh honey i would be there but -- fling -- and she lives like two minutes from me. >> and each of her podcasts are like an hour and a half long.

>> stephanie: yeah i'm like just sit down. stop being so pretty and smart and successful and nice! oh! i would get those last remaining tickets if i were you. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: taking back god, taking back the flag taking back america and all before breakfast. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. ok.

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>> now? >> stephanie: yeah. >> 7:23 in the morning? >> stephanie: yeah on the west coast. don't mess us up with the time zone thing again. twenty-three minutes after some hour. >> when listening to radio broadcasts in the united states, one will often hear broadcasters give time checks one might hear references to the top of the hour or dogs sleeping with cats it's a crisis of biblical proportions. seventeen after. some listeners might be confused by the lack of specificity. the united states has nine different time zones.

>> stephanie: oh. >> and tomorrow not a mexican desert standard time. and don't get me started on daylight savings time which is observed inconsistently out there all 50 states. and if one is listening on a podcast, one can listen at one's own time making time checks irrelevant. if you really want to know what time it is get a freaking watch. [ applause ] >> stephanie: thank you, jim. >> we need to stop using filmstrips. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jim actually put time in figuring out that irrelevant and specificity were the best words to say -- it's

the most fun to do. try it at home. [ applause ] >> stephanie: we were just spending the commercial break discussing aisha tyler's fabulosity. and roland who's birthday is today. >> is today! >> stephanie: if you like to make him happy buy those remaining tickets. he said we put a discount of 20 tickets that can be purchased for $20. the info is also at the sexy liberal facebook page. only 20. get it now. do it. jim in jersey you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, jim. hello, jim. >> caller: hi, good morning. >> stephanie: good morning. >> caller: i -- i -- there was something interested that happened last night, and i had a question. i was hoping you guys might be able to talk on it. last night lawrence o'donnell

spoke with an investigative reporter, who managed to speak with one of those secret nra board appointees. it was a woman who lived minutes from sandy hook who surprisedly not want to talk about the issue she is overpaid to talk about. if they are so proud of the gun laws, why don't they speak up themselves? >> stephanie: exactly. as jim pointed out yesterday, lapierre, could there be a gayer name, for somebody who is trying to be so macho. he's peppy la pew lover! [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> although peppy la pew famously loved women.

>> stephanie: oh that's true. didn't mean to start a cartoon scandal there. >> it was a skunk getting with a cat. so that was a little freaky. >> stephanie: oh, that's right. >> it had a white stripe on it -- >> stephanie: we have gotten off track again. >> wow. >> stephanie: kenny pick. >> president obama and his family live in the house with. that's not fair. shouldn't we all live in the white house. >> yeah, thank you! >> isn't he a big hypocrite pooey head because we can't live there too. this ad brought to you by the large incontinence that run the nra. >> president obama has his own

airplane. >> what a snob. >> is it right that he has his own airplane and we don't? >> this ad brought to you by the radical right-wing fringe known as the nra. [ applause ] >> who does he think he is with his own airplane and a big house. >> stephanie: why can't we all have drones. he has abrams tanks. >> you would have to register all of the drone owners. >> stephanie: right. >> the national drone association would object to that. >> stephanie: ask your doctor if drones are right for you? [ laughter ] >> stephanie: twenty-nine minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ i think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not

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♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> okay. you now what if i'm not allowed to be snide, you are not allowed to be condescending. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." thirty-four minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. linda in atlanta. hi linda. >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: hello, hi. >> caller: i -- i hope aisha doesn't have to go to court any time soon, because she's going to have to have a huge fund to pay for all of these stenographers that pass out trying to keep up with her.

>> stephanie: you didn't keep up with her. >> caller: and here is the thing, there was a special on the white house christmas hdtv thing with michelle obama and she had these beautiful pink earrings, and they were very distinctive, and then i saw a clip a few days ago, with aisha walking through some entertainment show thingy spot and she had the same earrings only in a different color. >> stephanie: well you know she is a close personal friend of flotus. >> it's also michelle obama's birthday today. >> stephanie: oh that's right. and also [ inaudible ]. it is a good day to be born. >> it's a good week to be born.

>> stephanie: that's right chris's birthday is this week too. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and my mom turned 90 years. i'm flying out to take her out for some [ censor bleep ] lobster. >> that's right. >> stephanie: everyone deserves a seat at the table to talk about gun issues, like for instance ted nugent. >> we need to turn up the heat and tell our elected officials we want eric holder arrested and brought to trial for fast and furious, we want hillary clinton arrested for defying denying american citizens the proper and adequate security as the anniversary of '9/11 approaches. we want to know where barack obama not the authority to spend

like a drunken maniac, to spend and destroy the last best quality of life in the world and destroy the united states of america, barack obama, joe biden, hillary clinton, and eric holder are destroying the united states. >> stephanie: everything he says these days smells a little treasony. >> yeah, didn't he say he would be dead or in jail if the president was reelected. >> stephanie: yeah. the president's approval rating has shot up significantly after

the negotiations with the fiscal cliff, and now again after the gun control. johnny in georgia. hi, johnny. >> caller: good morning, first-time caller from the peachy state of georgia. enjoy your show. >> stephanie: thank you. thank you. >> caller: try to watch it every morning. i have got a thought. i think that we -- you know, we can agree on a lot of stuff, and i think we need to stop calling these assault -- so-called assault weapons assault weapons. nobody [ inaudible ] pick one up and loaded it said i'm going to go assault somebody. they say i'm going to kill something. let's start calling them what they are weapons of mass destruction. and our republican friends will get behind us like george bush. >> stephanie: that's what

general mccrystal said. these weapons are designed for war. >> that's right. >> stephanie: the president yesterday. >> precious children and six brave adults were violently taken from us at sandy hook elementary. more than 900 of our fellow americans have reportedly died at the end of a gun. 900. in the past month. and every day we wait that number will keep growing. >> stephanie: and by the way, he obviously addressed some of the same -- you know talked about putting police officers, i guess in schools. he is giving school districts the choice. you know, so it's like he is taking in a lot of the ideas from everybody. again the nra the only ones not actually -- did you see any of these letters to the president. grant, dear president obama -- just -- when -- when an 8 year old has a more reasoned

argument at least for his side than the people at the nra i don't know what to say. i think there should be some changes in the law with guns. please don't let people with machine guns or other powerful guns like that. i think there should be a limit with how many guns a person can own. we should learn what happened at sandy hook. ps, i know you are doing your best. >> oh. >> maybe he should be head of the nra. >> yeah. he is more well reasoned than wayne lapierre. >> stephanie: wow. let's go to rose in texas. hi, rose welcome. hello, rose! rose? >> caller: hi. >> stephanie: oh there you are. hi. go ahead rose. >> caller: yes, i have a question for you. >> stephanie: okay. >> caller: you know how they are always saying that the spending and the debt ceiling and our children and grandchildren and their grandchildren will be paying for the future for all of

this. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: why can't we worry that our children and grandchildren right now that they have the freedom to go to a public school and not be shot. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: they are so worried about the future but what about right now. >> stephanie: yeah i love this. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the nra hits back attacking firearms and ignoring children is not a solution. >> huh? and then they complain about him talking to children. >> stephanie: attacking firearms and ignoring children is not a solution. only honest gun owners will be affected. >> i repeat the children wrote to him and the brought them there to -- >> stephanie: right. >> so how is that ignoring children? >> stephanie: earlier the white

house responded to the new nra ad. the white house press secretary deemed it repugnant and cowardly. >> and stupid. >> stephanie: yeah. stupid on top of it. it's another way of calling him uppity. [♪ dramatic music ♪] >> stephanie: he wants his children to have special protection -- >> yeah, it's required by law. he can't turn it down. that's the thing. >> stephanie: yeah. >> and if he turn down protection for his kids, do you think he wouldn't get on him for that. >> putting his children in danger. >> stephanie: monty you are on the "stephanie miller show." hello, monty. >> caller: hey, i love the show. hope you are coming to missouri sometime. >> stephanie: you already have your own awesome comedy

institution in kathleen madigan. >> caller: absolutely. as a veteran, and former small-arms specialist as well as nuclear biological chemical specialist -- >> wow. >> stephanie: yikes. >> caller: yeah, i wanted to talk about the future for guns, because this came up recently. and they were talking about we need to arm your teacher. and my question to them was think about your teachers going through the schools and if you want them to have weapons. >> stephanie: right. we have been talking about that. >> caller: and you just like hear a pause and then they think about it and then all of the tumblers click. then they say we need to go back to the constitution, what the founding fathers said. and i said, okay. i agree with you. but we'll give you all muskets and you can't have smokeless

powder, but you can't have machine guns. that's what the founding fathers thought. they had no forthought of the weapons we were going to have in the future but then their argument is, the constitution is a living breathing thing, so i said all right then let's talk about some regulation which it does say in the second amendment, well-regulated militia. >> stephanie: yeah. absolutely. the president yesterday. >> obama: weapons designed for the theater of war have no place in a movie theater. a majority of americans agree with us on this. and by the way, so did ronald reagan, one of the staunchest defenders of the second amendment, who wrote to congress in 1994 urging them to listen to the american public and to the law enforcement community and support a ban on the further

manufacture of military-style assault weapons. >> clearly reagan hated america. >> stephanie: right. see he also serves the reagan at him. my debt ceiling solution i liked, put the million dollars coin on it. you voted against the reagan coin. >> you voted for reagan. >> well, there you go again. >> stephanie: forty-five minutes after the hour. >> you might be the only person i know that voted for reagan. ermahgerd. forty-five minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: the only place in america where decent is still allowed. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking?

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ we should be dancing, yeah ♪ ♪ we should be dancing, yeah ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ >> stephanie: come on, dance with me. >> you should be spazzing yeah. >> stephanie: yeah. fifty minutes after the hour see look at that unexplained bruise. >> what the hell? >> stephanie: i don't know. >> that's a hard place to get a bruise? >> stephanie: i don't know. >> that's like fire-place height -- >> stephanie: yeah i have a negative history with fireplaces. >> yeah, they just jump out and bite you at anytime.

>> stephanie: that's right. 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. let's go to dean in pittsburgh. >> caller: hey stephanie, listener alert, this tuesday the 22nd, harry reid and the democrats in the senate are supposed to have a vote on a thing called the merckly amendment. >> stephanie: yes, and this is the one i prefer -- the mccain one -- [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: the merckly one is the good one. >> caller: yeah, we can't get anything done on guns or creating jobs on saving medicare, we don't have a chance to do that unless we make it harder for republicans to block the votes. >> stephanie: right. >> this is the biggest story of president obama's history to this point -- >> stephanie: that's right. >> caller: he is the senator from oregon and i want

everybody to call their senator and tell them to vote yes to the merckly amendment. at least this would make it harder -- it would force them to talk. it wouldn't be silent and it would get more attention to maybe the media would actually be forced to tell people what is going on. >> stephanie: yes. and by the way a number of unions announced opposal to the amendment. the president yesterday. >> obama: hunters and sportsmen, if responsible gun owners if americans of every background stand up and say enough. we have suffered too much pain and care too much about our children to allow this to continue, then change will -- change will come. >> stephanie: by the way so the teacher's union explains why it

support's obama's gun plans but not the nra. the largest teacher's union said they are wholeheartedly behind president obama's proposal. it came a day after the [ inaudible ] issued a statement [ inaudible ] -- the nra proposed arming educators and volunteer security guards and private security personnel. this was a program that was funded to put actual police officers in schools after they received adequate training. there is a huge distinction to police officers who are wanted in a community, as opposed to being forced to have the police officers in their schools. it's based on a clinton era law.

and they went on to say if you look at sheriff arpaio in arizona, he's talking about volunteer posses that a far cry from a trained officer, and also become really a part of the school staff and every single adult in the school building really becomes part of one team. [ applause ] >> stephanie: and as we pointed out, some of sheriff arpaio's posse, criminal backgrounds. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> yeah, and police officers are trained to know when to shoot and when not to. >> stephanie: right. i was saying yesterday that -- talking about returning veterans. i'm just saying -- i think you have to think through a lot of it, because we have a lot of ptsd, because that is also a volatile situation, because you have to think, could somebody make it worse or overreact? and i guess barbara boxer's idea

about the national guard, i assume the president must feel like that is not right or something -- or they need to be reserved for national emergencies, you know. it seemed like it was a well-thought through plan by the president as to what is the best way to address that. but it is one of the things he is coming to the table and saying here is my difference. >> the national guard can only be called up so many times, so maybe they save it for special occasions where there is a huge flood or something like that. >> stephanie: right. >> that might be overtaxing the national guard. >> stephanie: the president. >> obama: this is our first task as a society, keeping our children safe. this is how we will be judged. >> stephanie: david in fort wayne, indiana. welcome. >> caller: hey, i liked your last caller what he said about that merckly deal because we're

so sick and tired of these low-life lunatics like hannity, and limbaugh and the nra coming out with the video game after we just buried these pour precious children. >> stephanie: yeah, are they doing it just to be jerks. >> caller: i don't know, but it was awful. and on a lighter note i heard that boner is going to be on his own talk show but he wants to steal your walking on shun shine, it is going to be walking on moon shine. >> stephanie: all right, then. see what you did there. okay. mason in ohio. you are on the "stephanie miller show."

hi mason. >> caller: good morning sunshine. >> stephanie: good morning moon shine. >> caller: i was watching fox news, they are crazy. they are still ranting about the president using kids as shields, and spreading fear and giving incorrect information. so why not have rubio from florida on. so he gets up and actually says that the president of the united states acted too quickly without understanding the problem. and the best thing to do is nothing. >> stephanie: right. right. >> caller: no regulation no gun checks, no gun lists, no background checks. then turns around from the break and talks about immigration, and then of course it's all about regulations and -- this is living people right? we want to document the living people, where they are coming from, tell them how to do this but let's not do anything on guns. because which is more dangerous? an immigrant or an ak-47.

>> stephanie: exactly. well said. guess who fox news just highered? dennis kasinch. we wish him well. [ applause ] >> he is actually very good. >> stephanie: i'm sure part of their thinking is he is this crazy left-wing -- and we're going to make him look even crazier. >> bill o'reilly and him actually have a gentlemen's agreement. >> stephanie: he is kind of scary smart. >> he is. >> stephanie: any way we wish him well. >> he's not going to be a pat gaedel suck up. >> no pat gaedel is not a democrat. >> stephanie: no. fifty eight minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello television world. hour number 3 on the big show. jacki schechner the nra ad about the president's children the most repugnant political ad you have seen in all of your years, or no? >> close to it. that was pretty extraordinary, but you know that they are just baiting, right? >> stephanie: right. >> it's not realistic or logical or sane, and they are just trying to generate at attention >> stephanie: but how does it help them? >> i think it is a little bit of a dog whistle for people who hate the president. it's not really about the

details. >> stephanie: even the people that hate the president want his children dragged into that? >> i think it's a really bad pr move, and in bad taste all the way around, but there has to be no, ma'am rationale behind it. >> stephanie: or as jim said irrationale. >> good morning, everybody. hillary clinton will start testifying on wednesday in front of the house foreign affairs committee on the september 11th attack in benghazi. that will clear the way for hearings for john kerry. after that senator bob menendez is going to run carey's confirmation hearings.

new york state has now passed the first new gun control law since the shooting in connecticut. a new poll shows today it is popular with new york voters. a ban on high-capacity magazines, and a requirement to report potentially harmful behavior of the mentally ill. pollsters say they conducted the survey both before and after governor cuomo made his provisions public meaning that people who were surveyed were voting for the measures and not for the man. a "new york times" poll out today shows that 92% of americans support universal background checks for people who want to buy guns. that includes republicans, gun owners, and 85% of households who say someone in their home with a member of the nra.

we're back with more steph at the break. stay with us. ♪ arguments to feel confident in their positions. i want them to have the data and i want them to have the passion. but it's also about telling them, you're put on this planet for something more. i want this show to have an impact beyond just informing. an impact that gets people to take action themselves. as a human being, that's really important. this is not just a spectator sport.

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that kind of thing. >> stephanie: you are boycotting the ball, right? >> i'm actually working. >> stephanie: oh all right. saturday night, it's coming up sexy liberalpalooza. we're going to the white house, remember. >> what kind of fancy stuff does the white house require? >> stephanie: i don't know, but don't wear that. we get a tour of the west wing -- >> so we have to wear a tie and spats -- >> stephanie: what if the potus is there. >> potus has been seen without a tie. >> potus don't care. he's a honey badger. >> stephanie: anyway, i just got invited to a brunch for al franklin and now that's another outfit. kenny log ins is going to be there. >> kenny logins that's random.

>> stephanie: i know. but i got to go shopping now. i'm not going to be able to cover this last hour. >> i think dresses might be sold out around the d.c. area. >> stephanie: i am screwed. jacki is bringing me a gown. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: it's going to be i think in the 50s, and lows in the 30s -- on tuesday when we leave it is supposed to get cold. >> stephanie: the last time we went to d.c. my friend is like where do you even get gloves? she has never been out of l.a. she is like where do you buy gloves? is there gloves places? [ laughter ] >> a jacket what is that? >> stephanie: right? sexy liberal tour director roland it's his birthday today. he put 20 tickets up for sale in

the upper balcony. and ten are gone already. go get it those last tickets. here we go. >> it's a new year, and time for a new inauguration. >> and the president of the united states is once again barack obama. >> yeah! >> and time for a new sexy liberal. no, a new sexy liberal show! >> january 19th inauguration weekend in our nation's capitol at the warner theater, the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour makes it 2013 debut. featuring hal sparks. >> i have a lot of liberal friends who love this country to vote almost every other election. >> john fugelsang >> this should be called [ inaudible ] viagra and [ inaudible ] ads. >> aisha tyler. >> second down some bourbon, bitch, i'm thirsty.

>> and stephanie miller! the long-awaited washington, d.c. stephanie miller sexy liberal show january 19th. >> stephanie: wa hoo! you are going to bust when you see the surprise guests. >> i just got a text from my friend who lives in d.c., he says there are no dresses left in dc. so you need to get them here. >> stephanie: i know [ inaudible ] miller who can take me shopping tomorrow. [ applause ] >> yeah we would love that. >> stephanie: the brady foundation is our cause. by the way, where is our android app, someone needs to know? i'm an app you know. i'm a woman, i'm a life show a radio show a desert topping, an app, but apparently not for

androids. >> well, they might be working on one. >> stephanie: fabulous. the gun debate continues. >> obama: while there is no law or set of tlaus can prevent every senseless act of violence completely. no piece of legislation that will prevent every tragedy, every act of evil if there is even one thing we can do to reduce this violence if there is even one life that can be saved, then we have an obligation to try it and i'm going to do my part. >> stephanie: as you can imagine, jim, reince preibus -- >> reince prebus! [ dogs barking ] >> stephanie: saying it amounted to an executive power grab. >> no one has ever done that

before. >> stephanie: actually george bush did it twice. >> but it was different. >> stephanie: he said he paid lip service to our constitutional rights and disregarded the second amendment and legislative process. >> what a load of crap. i'm a serious guy you didn't take what i say seriously. [ whining ] [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: texas governor rick perry -- really? oh, boy. released the following statement. >> herp derp. >> stephanie: yeah, that's pretty much it. i don't even need to mention it. said the committee was -- very few recommendations have anything to do with what happened there. >> really? >> stephanie: no they kind of had everything to do with it.

guns require a finger to fire. >> yes. >> stephanie: we need anti-finger legislation. the young man who did that was clearly haunted by demons. oh, we need anti-demon legislation. >> bob-bob-bobby jindal. >> and hits you with a bag of oranges. >> stephanie: and shove one of your kids down the stairs. by-by-by-bye. >> bah-bah-bah half boom. punch you in the head with a glass of orange juice. >> stephanie: he said the young man was clearly haunted by demons, and no gun law could have saved the children at sandy

hook. >> it is demons that killed the kids. >> stephanie: it is evil that shows up in our shows and video games -- [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: let us all return to our house of worship and pray for -- >> oh, there you go. >> stephanie: good luck, we're going to still have mad men have assault weapons, but we'll pray for you. wow. the president yesterday. >> obama: this will be difficult, there will be pundits and specialists, and lobbyists warning on an all-out assault on liberty. >> stephanie: hum. rush limbaugh. >> watching the children as human shields show that is now going on at the white

house -- by these guys are somber. you would have thought that -- >> stephanie: people just died. [ mumbling. ] >> i have worked with this guy 27 hours a day, president obama. yay. the president starts out reading some letters from the kids. got to do what the kids want. got to answer all of their letters to santa claus. >> what an a-hole. >> stephanie: yes, thank you. he toned that down from what he said last hour. >> and from what he said off of the air. >> stephanie: yeah. mary ann in michigan. >> caller: good morning, stephanie. i just wanted to make a couple of points. the first one being in response to the earlier statement by mark levine, however you say his name -- >> stephanie: right. >> caller: -- he said he thought that doctors as private

citizens -- it would be -- like overbearing for them to have to report people. well, number one aurora might not have hand if -- you know the college psychologist or whatever possibly, you know would have thought about at least bringing, you know, to the law officials' at attention -- >> stephanie: and virginia tech as well, mary an. >> caller: right. right. and as a physician myself i am basically mandated that if i suspect child abuse or domestic violence, i'm supposed to report that to some official. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: so his -- his argument doesn't carry much weight, really. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: why would one be more important than the other. >> stephanie: very good point. and those are exhibits a and b the virginia tech shooter and

jared hoffman. >> caller: right. like the kids in chicago, if they want something, they can just drive across the border to indiana and get what they want and come back. >> stephanie: and they also lifted the handgun ban in chicago, which people tend to forget. >> caller: and we're supposed to be the united states. can't we come together on at least one issue for the good of all of our citizens. but can i make one more quick point >> stephanie: yes ma'am. >> caller: what is the deal with all of the f-bombs, it seems like they have upped the anti-s in calling president obama, it used to be socialists -- now it seems like the new happy word is fascist. >> stephanie: exactly. which is exactly the opposite if

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>> stephanie: the participate yesterday. >> obama: congress needs to help rather than hinder. >> stephanie: that is on idea. >> obama: i will put everything i have got into this and so will joe but i tell ya, the only way we can change is if the american people demand it. >> stephanie: yeah, exactly. i was thinking of the movie "lincoln." joe biden. >> i have no illusions of how the hard is in front of us.

>> stephanie: yep. didra, hi didra. >> caller: hi, guess who is going to be in indianapolis on saturday night. >> stephanie: yay! >> caller: sadly the marine colonel who voted for your father won't be with me. >> stephanie: well, tell him thing for the votes. >> caller: i was listening to the president yesterday, and the most poignant moment was when he spoke about the little girl -- >> stephanie: oh yes. >> caller: and where is momma grizzly on this. >> stephanie: yeah. >> caller: we should fire him the comedian, yeah. where is she? >> stephanie: yeah. very selective in their outrage.

bb in chicago. >> caller: hi jim, stephanie, chris. i'm calling in regard to road flair mary. ordinarily, i understand it's entertaining in a self deprecating kind of way, but the last couple of calls have been dripping with meanness and hatred for african-americans like me. it's becoming a hard listen. >> stephanie: i know. she called today, we were afraid we were kind of jumping the mary show, so i didn't let her through today -- >> stephanie: but she obviously calls someone she hates -- >> and she obviously listens. >> caller: i understand that but some of the things she says is so stereotypical. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: she stereo types all

of these black kids and many are victims themselves. and it is just wrong. i understand though. i love the show, but mary she needs to calm down a little bit old lady come on. >> stephanie: we had a brief bonding moment over dogs so i have hope. >> caller: all right. thank you. >> stephanie: thank you, honey. let's go to ray that in nashville. hi renee. >> caller: hi, steph. let me take you off speaker. >> stephanie: please and thing you. >> caller: greetings from nashville, i would you would come down and help us out here. i wanted to tell you i too voted for ronald reagan, and i'm glad to live and learn from the experience. i'm hoping and praying that congress will learn something from what we have been through and what they have put us through already. i'm so behind the markley bill.

>> stephanie: let's hope that our stupidity has not trickled down. >> caller: exactly. we have got to do something about this. and please please get us out to vote. >> stephanie: yeah absolutely. the president he turned on the reagan ray again. >> obama: weapons designed for the theater of war have no place in the movie theater. the majority of americans believe on this. and so did ronald reagan. who wrote to congress in 1994 urging them -- this is ronald reagan speaking -- urging them to listen to the american public and to the law enforcement community and support a ban on the further manufacture of military-style assault weapons. >> wow. >> stephanie: yeah. let's go to mike in pittsburgh, who is cop. hi, mike. >> caller: hello, stephanie. listen, i'm a cop in pittsburgh.

i'm also a desert storm combat vet, and i carry an ar-15 in my police car which is basically the same weapon as the connecticut shooter used. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and i agree with general mccrystal, these type of weapons do not belong in the hands of civilians. they steal them. they shouldn't be made available to civilians. there's no need for them. >> stephanie: mike if you can hold over the break. i want to ask you why you don't think they will listen to law enforcement in this country. twenty-nine minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ that viewers like about the young turks is that we're honest. they know that i'm not

bs'ing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. when the democrats are wrong, they know that i'm going to be the first one to call them out. they can question whether i'm right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us.

♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> i believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. fortunately thank to computer savvy alcoholics there is an app for that. >> stephanie: i'm feeling very insecure about this dress. [ applause ] >> why? >> stephanie: because i feel like i would look like a giant dork in this? >> stephanie: it is a beautiful dress. you are the kind of person who feels like you need to be dressed up. >> stephanie: right? there are a lot of fancy events

to go to this weekend -- >> and you need a different dress for everyone one. >> the first trip to d.c. you wore open-toed shoes in the snow. >> stephanie: i'm from l.a., you guys. >> is there like a glove store? >> stephanie: that's for a friend that -- she is from l.a. and she never had gloves in her entire life. she is like where do you even get that. >> why would you do that? >> stephanie: why -- what? >> it's so cold. it's like 30 degrees. burrrrrr. local news actually does stories like that. cold snap! >> yeah jimmy kimmel did a compilation of everybody freaks out at it being in the 40s. the year i lived in chicago

after the winter once it hit 50 degrees i did wear shorts. >> that's when you go swimming in lake michigan. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: charles you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: hey, i wanted to remind your gun owners that watch your show, and there are quite of few of us that the nra has never gotten us one right. all of our rights come from the second amendment. >> stephanie: someone in right-wing world said the nra is the biggest protector of our civil liberties ever. >> caller: that's what enabled that young man to get ahold of that m16 with the laws that the nra bought and paid for. >> stephanie: that's right. nancy pelosi comments on the nra's ad. >> it was completely inappropriate to bring in the president's children.

they have protection because of national security, and it's really inappropriate. >> stephanie: that every president has had. >> and is required. he can't turn it down. >> stephanie: right. representative george miller. >> we'll dealing with people who aren't terribly stable and that kind of ad -- i think is dangerous. >> stephanie: yeah, and representative rush holt. >> it was -- irresponsible and, you know, this is not your grandfather's nra. >> stephanie: yeah, really. it's like they are going out of their way to inflame the situation with these stupid ads. >> president obama and his family live in the house with. that's not fair. >> it's not fair. >> shouldn't we all live in the white house? >> thank you! >> isn't he a big hypocrite pooppy head because we didn't live there too.

this message paid for by the large incontinents that run the nra. it is right that president obama has his own airplane and we don't. >> in america of all [ censor bleep ] places. >> this ad bought to you by the radical fringe known as the nra. [ applause ] >> stephanie: okay. okay. hollywood and the video game industry received at attention -- i have said i just am not a fan -- but honestly it is harder -- what -- the first amendment. that's a tough one. you can't ban them.

but unlike the nra, even the video game industry has said i -- we should reflect on this and talk about it. the white house is calling for research on the impact of violent video games. i think that's -- you know -- hollywood in turn has suggested a willingness for self reflection. chris dodd earlier said the mpaa stands ready to be part of the national conversation. david axelrod even tweeted, he is in favor of gun control, but shouldn't we question marketing murder as a game. and the nra has no leg to stand on now since they just put out their own violent video game.

and it was originally for ages four and up. >> yeah, shooting at child-sized coffins. >> stephanie: the video gaming industry -- here is a problem -- there is research on both sides of this you remember my friend who was on who said -- >> yes, well our research indicates that games make you healthy, wealthy, and wise. the entertainment software industry said it appreciates the president's leadership but studies conflict. with some research finding more time spent playing violent games desensitizing. and even avid gamers themselves have called for some self

reflection. the nra it's like -- literally, they are -- i just feel like they are deliberately trying to inflame the situation, rather than offering any constructive help. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: in 2011 the supreme court rejected the ban of violent video games. i get it that you can't -- there's a first amendment, you can't ban them. >> right. and the vast majority of people out there play these video games -- >> stephanie: but the vast majority of gun owners are responsible. but as jim has said if you go back these type of guns are not what the founding fathers -- they meant muskets. the decision claimed that video games like other media are protected. and previous study showed the

link between violent video games. [ inaudible ] scalia always one to make a bad analogy. he said grimms fairytales are grim indeed. >> so if you read grimm's fairytales, you are a murder. >> stephanie: not really the same thing. >> rock a bye baby is a violent song but you don't think about it when you are singing it. the baby dies in the end. >> that's right. >> stephanie: let's go to jasmine in ohio. >> caller: hi, steph let me get you off of speaker. i thought that the president's speech was very thoughtful. he is an excellent, eloquent and brilliant [ inaudible ]. but he mentioned that people with mental illness are more likely to be the victim of

violence the cause of it. >> stephanie: yeah, that's true. the vast majority of all of those people are not going to commit this violence. i forgot my cop. mike is a cop in pittsburgh. mike i was asking you before the break, why do you think the right-wing republicans, the nra they claim to be pro law and order, pro law enforcement, why won't they listen to law enforcement on these issues? >> caller: well, that's very strange. it's the power of the nra. there's a number of us here family members that are hunters here. we live in a sportsman state, we deer hunt. we of course don't hunt with assault rifles and we don't belong to the nra on purpose. it is one because they don't represent us, and two, because they are okay with the guns getting in the wrong hands so

long as they are sold that's all they are worried about. >> stephanie: and you were saying you carry an ar-15 is it, obviously in your job as a cop but you are saying as civilians absolutely shouldn't have these weapons. aren't cops jobs dangerous enough? that really is like general mccrystal said, then you are in afghanistan, right? >> caller: yes and that's why the consensus among the other officers in my station is we agree that assault weapons don't belong in the hands of civilians for this reason. i have been involved in a shoot, and i knew the officer from penn hills who was assassinated with an ak-47. a drug dealer got ahold of one and he likely wouldn't have if

it wasn't out there to begin with. so reduce the amount out there on the streets, and our streets aren't combat zones. >> stephanie: yeah, and mike if you listen to the testimony of these cops in aurora that had to walk into that movie theater, or the cops that had to walk into sandy hook, and if we're not going to listen to them, who are we going to listen to, right? >> caller: that's right. i don't understand why they are okay with that. it is just going to continue these types of things going -- decades forward with these weapons getting sold to civilians. it's just going to keep happening. >> stephanie: mike. great stuff, and thanks for hanging on. i'm sorry i'm so forgetful. >> caller: it's just an honor to be on the show.

>> stephanie: all right. forty-five minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." [ laughter ] >> i'm sorry that's inappropriate. >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ they thinking? you know who is coming on to me now? you know the kind of guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar. >>and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking?

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lady gaga's gun bra. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: oh, dear. she is so controversial. she is wearing a gun bra two phony plastic machine guns attached to her bra all in black. >> no. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: she is a fem-bot. >> stephanie: cute dog videos. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: she and katherine biglow send them back and forth to each other. like the beagles that were used in experiments who have seen sunlight for the first time. and did you see the laboratory teaching the other one to go down the stairs. >> don't be scared. >> stephanie: i'm sorry, where

was i? [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: chris cross is reuniting, bringing us all perilously close to '90s nostalgia. >> they were the cute kid rappers from the '90s. ♪ >> they are now 32. >> stephanie: chris cross coming up everybody. good morning! >> they used to wear their clothes backwards. >> stephanie: yeah, i interviewed them. i felt like an old white dinosaur. >> that wasn't really your music was it? >> stephanie: no, my thing. i remember the general manager once said something about the songs. and i said oh i thought it was just one bad song. i was too old in the '90s. >> yes.

[♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: nicki minaj, she went to a fancy steakhouse and asked for a-1 steak sauce. >> you don't do that. that is an insalt to the chef. >> stephanie: you don't do that at my friend's restaurant. >> does she serve steak? >> stephanie: i'm sure she does. >> well -- all i know that their chicken mole enchiladas are fantastic. >> stephanie: nike might reunite with lance armstrong. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: really? >> just do it. >> stephanie: i saw a guy in my spinning class with a t-shirt that said i'm on it. because everyone wears those t-shirts just do it -- >> who is everyone chimosobi?

>> stephanie: i don't know. just do it. charlie sheen is about to become a grandfather! >> how does that happen? >> stephanie: soon he is going to be too old to bend over to do the blow off of hookers -- what? how much do we love book of mormon, there might be a movie. dream cast justin bieber in the lead. i like it. >> [ inaudible ] should do it. now he's in the new normal. >> stephanie: not for film. we'll have to go with a lot younger people, because it's much closer -- >> oh, yeah. >> stephanie: can i give one last -- to our good friend jan schakowsky? god bless her. you hate that the best ideas in the world are not going to pass

because we have such douche nozzles in congress. they will provide consumers the [ inaudible ] all of these republicans screaming about the deficit. the bill almost certainly will not pass and is mostly symbolic sponsored by jan schakowsky and 43 other lawmakers. the deficit reduction act will give health care consumers more choice and lower their premiums and put pressure on all insurers to lower their prices in order to complete. which is why they are against it. it would reduce the deficit by some $100 billion in ten years, by boosting competition -- >> who cares about the deficit. come on. what? oh, crap. >> stephanie: the only way to fix that is to destroy social

security. >> yes. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: it just kills you, because you remember what a great idea it was the public option. >> that's right. >> how many european countries have opted for the american system? oh zero. >> stephanie: that's right. kids, rowland just put 20 seats on sale. oh it's his birthday. it's -- sexy is the code word. it's up on sexy liberal twitter, sexy liberal facebook and we will see you tomorrow before we fly to d.c. we'll see you tomorrow on the "stephanie miller show." ♪